(Source: airows)
Joseph Heller, the author of Catch-22, once was at a party in the Hamptons. A guy came over to him and pointed at a young, 25 year old standing in the party who worked for a big hedge fund. Heller’s “friend” said to him, “see that guy over there? He made more money last year then you will ever make with all of your books combined.”
Joseph Heller said, “Maybe so. But I have one thing that man will never have.”
His friend was skeptical. “Oh yeah, what?”
Heller said, “Enough.”
(Source: loveandsomeotherverses, via manolescent)
In honor of the Oscars yesterday.
Apparently I wasn’t just taking notes for another writer. Apparently those notes were published. Huh.
— Pitches for 2/7
— Backlog: Pitches for 1/30
— Backlog: Pitches for 2/23
— Backlog: Pitches for 1/16
I work for these people, who are the style blog division of these people. I figure you might want to know that.
“We just got back from the prom.”
“Did you have dates?”
“Um, yeah.”
LGBTQ youth have just as much a right to take a date...
Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms. Check out these two hilarious card sets, one Arrested Development and one Mad Men.
Curiosity as is seen by Einstein (above, via Physicist Tv) and by XKCD (below, via XKCD).
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But seriously, you guys. GRILLED LETTUCE.
For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a million cocks. There’s no such thing as a slut....
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Nutella hair is so hot right now.
You are probably thinking, why are these deviled eggs pink, right? Well, this recipe is sorta like a martini deviled egg. The eggs are pickled...